From MPAC: One Funny Mother stars comedian, former Miss New Jersey and married mother of three, Dena Blizzard, in her hilarious solo comedy show about the trials and tribulations of motherhood and marriage. An outrageous and side-splitting 80 minutes of sass follows Dena on her hilarious journey through a typical day as a mom as she prepares for her big “Girls Night Out.” Along the way, she laments how her life and marriage have changed since becoming a mother of three, wrestling with the eternal question, “Have I gone crazy since having these kids?” The answer is a hysterical, “laugh ’til your face hurts” comedy that you won’t want to miss! More information 

From MPAC: Have you ever gone un-showered for days, fought with your husband over who works harder or had a kid throw up on you? Former Miss New Jersey Dena Blizzard’s hilarious show One Funny Mother will make you realize you’re not crazy…motherhood is! More information

From SOPAC: Paula Poundstone is one of our country’s preeminent comedians, known for her smart, observational humor and spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. 8PM Tickets: $35-$55. (973) 313-2787. More information